Prince Hunter good, Orange Man bad.

Prince Hunter's deal has come unraveled. So to distract the common peasant we have this.

Another Orange Man Indictment?

Are you not entertained?

A Retort To Fools

The next time I hear some fool say they are doing something to "save the planet," I am going to respond that what they are actually doing is self-limiting their freedom to live their life as they might otherwise choose. That they have been brain-washed by nefarious individuals who know they could never accomplish their goals by force so they convince the weak minded (a majority of subjects, mind you) to do it to themselves. 

 

Your facts don't matter to me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why not just use force?

 

Because. We. Would. Kill. Them.

A Knight's Feast

I've been protecting the shire on shift today since 10:30 PM last night, and got up at 6:00 AM for the shift change for my incoming partner. My God... she is so young, but in this knight's opinion fully capable. Tis strange to work in the fire service with someone born after 9-11. My own daughter was already 18 when my shift partner came into this world. I have actually met her parents and they are bikers, so OK in my book.

I had a leftover baked potato and some kielbasa, so with a couple of fresh eggs from my birds cooked over medium with some Mexican style shredded cheese and an English Muffin, I had a good breakfast.

I did the potato and kielbasa in the toaster oven for 10 minutes under the broiler, while the English muffin went in the 4-slice toaster and I fried up the eggs. Perfectly timed to all be hot and ready at the same time. I thought about turning the potato into homefries, but opted to just halve it with sour cream. I washed it down with an ice cold cup of milk. Real milk... like I have drank all my life... from a cow. Not from a nut tree, oat field, or soybean plant. As an aside; I was the oldest of 3 siblings in an intact nuclear family of five. We went through 5 gallons of milk a week. It came direct from the Moser Farms dairy store right in the village. They sold a 5-gallon jug that fit in the ice box with a spigot at the bottom. We also bought the rest of our dairy goods from them, and went to their soft-serve ice cream stand once a week in the summer.

 

The King's Guard... Incompetentence Or Deception?

Image of The King's Guard from the series "Game of Thrones"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Either answer to the question is not good for the realm, and could lead to the downfall or death of Dear Doddering Leader. They say they cannot determine who brought the Peruvian Prime Powder into The Castle. I call bullshit, and that they are simply playing the peasants for fools with deception and distraction as performed by the Court Jester.

The current Court Jester aka "The Lyin' Little Moptop." Are you not entertained?

 

Slay The Great Beast

Not with sword, spear, or arrow... nay, The Beast is much too powerful having grown immense and strong lo, these past 247 years.

Brave Sir Knight, on a fool's errand to take on such a monster alone with simple weaponry

 

The Beast must be starved. Remember the tale of the brave Polish Citizens in the 1980's and how they starved their own worse version of a beast poisoned by Communism? Lead by the great Lech Wałęsa and the labor unions with the blessings of Pope John Paul II their beast was slain and they now live in freedom. Unfortunately in our land, the labor unions are both the sponsors and benefactors of The Beast, and would never betray their own self interests for the good of all. For they too, must be destroyed.

Therefore, it is up to us.  Because the monster is fed automatically from the fruits of our labors, we must ALL refuse to labor for a period of one month, and subsist upon our surpluses and help our neighbors where we can. Your humble author once thought he was one week's bag of coins away from homelessness, but when the horrible event of unemployment happened in The Year of Our Lord 2016, he was amazed how easily he got by with a little personal sacrifice. The one month nationwide strike should send the message that we are not simple peasants to be trifled with. If The Beast does not learn the lesson, then a longer period of starvation shall commence until The Beast is brought to heel.

For this is thy plan for a bloodless crushing of The Beast. To take up arms against it would be too costly, and when it would be over, The Beast would simply start growing again. It must be turned from the fire-breathing destructive monster in the illustration, to a cute little puppy wishing to please it's Master.

 

Thy First Post

 

Open forum of grievances. Have at it.